Part 24: girlfriend Need... A PassportHello everyone. This day is going to be a nice breather update. It"s still job 3, for this reason we"re quiet in height South Park.
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: The girls want to thank you for your help. We can go check out them again anytime you"re ready.: All right then, let"s go. You understand the drill.
: new Kid, the girls are really thankful for you texting us the abortion records.
: We room one step away native finding out which girl among us is a two-faced bitch.
: Unfortunately, the record keeper in ~ the abortion clinic is native Paris and so every little thing is created in French.
: anyone this two-faced skank is think she deserve to outsmart us!
: We desire to aid you and also the guys play your game, yet we simply can"t have a two-faced bitch out there on the loose. Just get these papers translated because that us, and we PROMISE us will sign up with your army. Sparkle.ALL: Sunshine!
: ask around. Maybe one of the various other boys knows French.Do girlfriend guys recognize someone who have the right to translate these records for us? No? Damn. Let"s go ago to check out if Kyle or Cartman knows what come do.
: What"s this? Council, gather around! This must be something the brand-new kid needs our aid with.
: Cinq femmes ont sobi un avortement... What language is that?: It"s some kind of weird Orcish. I"ve watched this language before... In the Kingdom to the North.: Oooh, the Kingdom come the North...: whatever is created on these records is somehow the crucial to us recruiting the girl to our army - is the what you"re trying come tell us, brand-new Kid?
: Come on, sp-spit it out.
: obtaining that document translated isn"t going to be easy.
: come breach the kingdom to the north, you will have to assume one more identity. Your name is no much longer Commander Douchebag. It is now "Larry Bobinski", from Cleveland.
: The quickest method to the Kingdom come the phibìc is v the shed Forest. Head north, then north again. North... A-and then north.
: You"d much better get a real passport photo very first or girlfriend won"t do it previous Border Control.: Greetings new Kid! Please take into consideration our elven kingdom your home! how goes the recruiting?: friend still got an ext friends come make. Great luck.: Hey command Douchebag! Where room the girls?: commander Douchebag you were an alleged to recruitment the girls! What"s the delay?Well, i guess we"re now Larry Bobinski. Stan"s additionally right. Us should get our snapshot taken first. Ns think ns remember seeing a photo studio in town.
: Hi, below to acquire your passport photograph taken? simply head into the room there and also we"ll acquire started.
: Step between the lights, please.Over ~ above the right is a cabinet we can raid.
that doesn"t look like Marlon Brando...
: That"s great. OK, smile!: Um... Execute you have actually anything rather you deserve to wear? can you try something else on?
Seems a reasonable request. Though he does have actually dialogue (that i didn"t screenshot) if girlfriend elect not to.: Yeah, it"s just... It"s just not working. Let"s try that various other outfit.He"ll ultimately force friend to readjust your outfit, so no factor to wear armor in ours passport photo.
: Uh, no... Tell friend what, how about just no shirt at all. Let"s shot that.
: Nope, through this light we are just gonna require you to lose that shirt.
: I"m simply not feeling that shirt.
Oh, well when you put it that way...
: yeah that"s gonna job-related better. Below we go! Oh... Those pants don"t work-related with the lighting. Could you roll up her pants, or -- you know what simply take -- take it the pants off, too.
: Those pants simply aren"t functioning for me.
: If you want a passport you room gonna need to lose the pants, pal.
: Okay, that"s good. Really nice. Yes, really nice. How around we shed the underwear?
: friend sick kid of a bitch! stop him!: You"ll never take me alive!
This is a fight friend can"t lose. My script has no fail dialogue, and also the pedophile has only one "attack."
So walk ahead and guess just how this hit goes.: Tell mine wife... Ns wasn"t that into her...
: Wow! great job, kid! You"re fairly the fighter. Alright let"s get this end with. Speak cheese! Congrats, kid, you have actually your first passport.: Sorry about that ago there. Virtually all photographers room perverts, you know.
Let"s acquire dressed and also get the fuck the end of here.
Kyle claimed to go into the forest and keep going north. Sounds an excellent to me.
North previous nazi zombies...
Oh hey, the worked! color me surprised.Video:
: HALT! This is as much as girlfriend go, buddy! ahead of friend lies the an excellent kingdom of Canada! it is easily accessible only come the many noble and valiant that people.: five no friend don"t! I can see that you space not Canadian. And also there is just one method a non-Canadian can ever before hope to go into the entrances of our country. You have to go ago to her land and also return here with... A passport.: Ah, I check out you have a passport! all right, hand that over.
: Papers appear to it is in in order. Very well, ns hereby grant thee accessibility to the good nation of Canada!
: open THE GATE!
: Oh, I"ll perform it. Hold on. There we go.
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: HALT! nobody shall cross into Canada there is no - oh, never mind. I"ve checked out your passport.
We"re past the border. So next time? We endeavor into Mordor Canada.