In a welcome turn from its usual discussions the the shortcomings of the woman form, Twitter spent the day evaluating the “ideal masculine body” thanks to a good and weird brand-new meme. And, boy, have actually I learned a lot about what it method to have a perfect physique together a dude. You have the right to be purple.

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This is the best male body. You might not prefer it, however this is what top performance watch like. Pic.twitter.com/A6BMABTOZF

— Brianna Wu (
Spacekatgal) respectable 16, 2016

Or salty.

This is the best male body. You may not choose it, however this is what optimal performance look at like. Pic.twitter.com/2CSv6Xs7ri

— tom sandoval’s braid man (
rwxoxo) respectable 16, 2016

Even necrotic.

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This is the ideal male body. You may not choose it, but this is what peak performance watch like. Pic.twitter.com/nR7SEbCN9a

— Tony Thames (
TonyThames_) august 16, 2016

Actually, you can be any number of things that seem less than conventionally perfect. Yet hey! If Twitter states this is the best male body, who is this blogger come judge.

This is the right male body. You may not favor it, but this is what height performance looks like. Pic.twitter.com/OZehuS4bxh

— Madison Malone Kircher (
4evrmalone) august 16, 2016

This is the right male body. You might not choose it, yet this is what height performance look at like. Pic.twitter.com/L23xLZHEIc

— Aly Semigran (
AlySemigran) respectable 16, 2016

This is the best male body. You might not like it, but this is what peak performance look at like. Pic.twitter.com/zYJqkycYPy

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